Boss, Let’s Talk About Skipping My Birthday

Originally posted on Life of Dude:

Because no one has good office birthday party ideas…

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Boss, we need to talk about skipping my birthday this year.

I know you’re planning on something, I know you want it to be a surprise.  Let me just say it’s no surprise. You sent me the Outlook Invite for tomorrow with the subject “Quick Touch-base.” We’re having our touch-base today, right now.

Also, I know you’re doing this to build camaraderie within our department, and I respect your effort. Sales are down, and everyone’s a bit nervous. Let me just say that walking into your office with fourteen others crammed inside does nothing to help. Oh, our summer intern started today? Make that fifteen.

Let’s face it, there’s a lot of tension within our department right now. Jason and Will aren’t speaking to each other, not after that meeting with our VP. Will blames Jason for screwing up the presentation…

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The other side of fear

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I am a creature of habit. Like most other people, I suppose. You know, those of us who build an intricate web of routines to help them cope with tge anxiety caused by the uncertainty of life.

Something to give you the illusion of having the ability to control (or even predict) the future.

We go to the same coffee shop each morning, we spend the same amount of time watching TV late at night. We create a certain pattern.

We want today and tomorrow to contain just enough deja vus to remind us of yesterday. Continue reading

Purpose.

Originally posted on sarahmichele:

For me, there’s nothing more rewarding than to inspire those around me. Inspire them to be challenged to continue down a path of becoming the best they can be.

For me, I only want those friends who will inspire me. Inspire me to be challenged to continue down a path of becoming the best I can be.

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Your JOB Is Not Your Mission

Originally posted on AskLychee:

I almost didn’t write this.

All sorts of seemingly valid bullshit reasons why I shouldn’t pervaded my mind;

“You don’t really know what you’re saying.”

“Who are you to write about this when you haven’t gotten your shit completely together?”

And so on and so forth, then I just stopped and thought to myself, fuck it!

Now it might be a mistake for me to put this much of myself—all my emotions—out in the open, naked and exposed like my last post; objects at which the public can point and sneer, but I really do hate doing things by halves.

August 24, 2015, was my first ‘real’ day of freedom, the first day of my real life, my new life! It was liberating and exciting but it was also terrifying because by the end of day 1, I realised that the life I had been living had been total bullshit. For…

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