“You’re one of the good ones…[insert name]”
–Ren, the comically cantankerous cartoon Chihuahua
Very broadly, there are three types of people – 1. People who suck, 2. People who don’t suck, and 3. The good ones.
The first two are pretty self explanatory – people who don’t rack the 270lbs they just squatted from the Smith machine (seriously you guys, that’s three 45lb plates on each side) are the suckiest of what I will call the “undistinguished suckfaces” – those who suck, but not at a professional, Kathy Griffin level. So that I don’t digress on the sub-hierarchy of suck, I’ll just say that the “undistinguished suckfaces” are but a drop in the bucket of suck (or “sucket” if you will). The middle genus in my criminally simplistic taxonomy of human temperament are those who don’t suck.
The beauty of this type of class of person is that you…
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