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The Fake Tan Mum

So I’ve done it. I’ve started a blog. I’ve wanted to do it for a long time but finally have Lucazade to thank for it actually happening. I’d like to say I hit 30 and had a moment of clarity and thought I shall follow my dreams. Nope. I’d like to say I was telling a funny parenting story and someone said “You are hilarious you should write a blog”- nope again….. in fact I was off my tits on Lucazade and couldn’t sleep so decided to do it. More on that later.

And I’m shitting myself- no, actually I’m not- I have two kids and dog who do enough of that we don’t need me joining in. But I am nervous.

So here’s how Lucazade lead me to write this. Eden (my eldest boy – just turned 2) started nursery and in week 2 or 3, who knows it’s…

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This Is Why I Blocked You From Facebook

It has taken me most of my adult life to get to the point where my three teenage sons have accepted my friend requests on Facebook.

I’m not sure if this is a major victory or a daily reminder of my greatest defeat. Tonight my son Rocky posted a heartfelt message that went something like this:

“Idk how people can just kick friends and family out of there life’s over stupid things. I fear losing the people around me more than I fear death.  I could never do it.”

To which I replied on his Facebook page.

It’s their lives, not there life’s. Just sayin.

Rocky immediately sent me a private message:


Help needed.

The title sounds like an ad in a newspaper.

The truth is, I do need help.

About $700 still needed in order for me to get the treatment I need. One I urgently and badly need. In order to eat properly and smile and stuff like that. No big deal, right?

A treatment I need one as soon as possible as to not break one of the fiber glass implants, which would mean trouble (and a lot more money needed).

So, if you’d like to help me out…

You can donate $10 via PayPal here.

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Write, write, write

writeIn my humble opinion, there are two main rules to becoming a writer: read a lot and write a lot. You can’t do one without the other, no matter how much you try. Fiction writing is different than any other kind of writing, and there’s a point in knowing the conventions of the genre before you can break them.

But today’s post is about writing. A lot.

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You and I through a thousand lives…

Here we are, holding hands at the edge of forever. Here we are, in the emptiness between stars. Here we are, waiting for another life.
Soulmates never die.

You know the legend the Ancient Greeks had about humans? That they once had four legs and four arms and heads with two faces? That Zeus, afraid of them being too powerful, decided to split them in half, damned them to spend a lifetime in search of their missing halves?

No, not a lifetime, but a thousand lifetimes…

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540: How do you KNOW?

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When there is a decision to be made, how do you know which of the available options to choose? HOW do you know? HOW are you sure? HOW do you know which option among the possible options is the best one to choose? HOW do you know that you are not making a mistake?

The fact is, you don’t know.

You can make the best possible choice among the available options, and still have things absolutely blow up in your face. You can make a very poor choice, and God can still arrange things to turn out right in the end, anyway. You might be the committed one, honest, and sincere in thought, word, and deed. If the other person (people) are not of the same commitment, something that is entirely beyond your control, BTW, things stand a very good chance of not working out positively.


The cruel fact is…

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